Israel: “Today, we are all humans.”

Press release from the Government of Israel

People of Earth:

Every country here has suffered the horror of war, the pain of oppression, the loss of hope and humanity that comes with conflict.  Look to your history books, listen to your grandparents. All those massacres, all those pogroms, all those invasions, your enemies then were people. This time, they are not. This time they are literally The Other. They are not like us. They do not see us as people. To them we are less than animals. We are less than insects. In July 1942, Adolf Hitler called Jews a virus. Today, in 2020, those things behind that curtain are talking about us all in the same terms. They are not our friends. They want this planet, and they do not need us to still be on it. They want to end us. All of us.

People of Earth.
Against this threat, we must stand together.
We must be united.
We must act as one.

This is why today, Israel  has decided yo recognise Palestine as an independent State. Our friends in our neighbouring countries including Turkey, India, Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia are all in support, and our long-time allies the Americans have been helpful. His Holiness The Pope has also been instrumental.

Jew or gentile, Christian or Muslim, Pagan or Athiest.

Today, we are all Jews. Today, we are all gentiles. Today, we are all humans.

US army mobilises amidst curious sightings of new military forces

The USA has mobilised its troops in response to what senior military sources claimed were “unidentified forces” within its own borders.

Reports from the ground stated that round aircraft not shaped like conventional helicopters had landed near American bases, with unidentified ground troops deployed from within.

American officials were unwilling to comment on the nature of these unidentified forces.

Russia announces existence of aliens

Russia has formally announced the existence of aliens.

In  a statement broadcast across the world, the Russian Premier announced that not only do aliens walk among us, they have actually been among us for 50 years.

In fact, multiple countries around the world—including Russia, the Premier admitted, have been aware of the existence of aliens for some time.

This brings recent rumours sharply into light.

What are those mysterious aircrafts that have been spotted over Germany and South America?

Are rumours that the USA are communicating with aliens true?

More on this as it happens.

Olympics brings world together

The Tokyo President was proud to close an extremely successful Olympics, which saw every nation in the world present. In this time of political uncertainty, they brought the world together.

Awards are as follows:

Athletics – Kenya

Badminton – UK

Basketball – Mexico

Cycling – Canada

Equestrian – Russia

Football – USA

Gymnastics – China

Hockey – China

Martial Arts – Germany

Pentathlon – Pakistan

Rowing – Germany

Sailing – Iran

Shooting – Australia

Swimming – Mexico

Tennis – Germany

Weights – Mexico

Israel “categorically denies” complicity in Greek military communications attack

The Israeli government rejected accusations that it had any involvement in the sensational attack on the Greek army’s communications system.

But GNN reporters found extensive evidence of attacks by Israel agents including evidence of data sent to computers in Israel.

Turkey, which has formed a strong alliance with Israel, denied “all knowledge” of the attack.

Canada and Mexico concerned about US “alien” threat

Weird rumours are abounding in the USA, from NATO deployment and formal investigations in Germany.

In a statement to GNN, the US European Ambassador talked freely about alien activity, and seemed surprised that our team weren’t already aware of this.

This comes in the aftermath of their announcement of an alliance with Cuba, ending the long embargo, as well as news that they are mobilizing their Mediterranean fleet.

The Vice President of the USA has categorically denied all rumours. She did admit that they seriously investigated Germany, which implies that the US government is taking the possibility seriously.

Germany has no knowledge about this investigation.

Aid in Zimbabwe welcome, but exposes international tensions

The UN has confirmed that international efforts to solve the famine and civil war in Zimbabwe have come to an agreement on famine relief.

But the move showed tensions between nations. The British government said it was leading efforts to solve the crisis, but defended its meagre contributions to the efforts, saying that the money spent on famine relief was in line with its governmental budgets.

Brazil slammed the move, saying that it had donated twice as much as the British in spite of its historical ties to the country. In response to claims of British leadership, it said Britain should “put their money where their mouth is”.

South Africa, the neighbouring state, said it was keen to prevent the loss of human life in the famine.

Turkey refuses Iranian aid in favour of deep alliance with Israel

Following the Greek acquisition of Cypriot oil-fields, Turkey has chosen Israel as its main military ally. But rumors are spreading that their armed forces aren’t the only asset of interest in their Israeli alliance.

Turkey refused aid from Iran and this new political alliance appears to be the beginnings of a strong unified front against Iran. All parties are key players in the Middle East situation, and tension is mounting, although no military forces are expected to be deployed.

US and Britain both plan to support diplomatic efforts in the Greek-Cypriot oil dispute, after being urged by Israel’s government.

A Golden Age for South Korea

South Korea is going from strength to strength. They have just been announced as a Most Favoured Customer for LexCorp, and their government is unveiling plans to form strong regional cooperation in the 2020 ASEAN summit.

Olympics excitement ramps up

Just a few months remain until the Olympics comes to Tokyo, and excitement is ramping up across the globe.

Despite going way over its forecast budget of $M400 billion, their stunning refurbishment of their National Olympic Stadium and their Olympic Village has been praised by leaders and sportspeople across the world.

“The idea of playing in such a huge and prestigious tournament is definitely daunting,” said Peter Way, captain of the Team GB Men’s Hockey team, “but I’m incredibly honored to be given the opportunity. I hope to do my best for my team and my country.”

Rumors have begun to circulate about the Opening Ceremony entertainment.

Slated to be on the lineup are pop group Babymetal, Youtube personality Imagawa Shuji and winner of Japan’s Got Talent Nijo Eiko. It has also been heard that there will be a technology and video games section of the ceremony, paying homage to Japan’s status within this industry.